Joke

My friend emailed me the joke, below. It allegedly took place at a church service here in Utah. Who knows; it could happen to anyone. But, I thought some of you might get a good laugh out of it.

This incident actually happened at their fast and testimony meeting
in March. Our primary president was visiting her sister's ward in Sandy, Utah. A lady came up to the pulpit. She began by telling the congregation what a trying month she and her family had these past few weeks.
Her husband had been in a car accident and had bruised his scrotum.
She then continued on, very weepily, for the next ten minutes about how this
injury has been affecting their family. "He can't hold the children, he can't hug or cuddle, no intimacy, he'd been so weak, etc . . " She finally sits down.
Then, to the already shocked and horrified congregation, the husband
stands and approaches the pulpit. "I just have one word for my wife," he
said, "STERNUM." Then he sat down.